Triplets??? :O *Faint*
Posting something a little lighter for tonight.
There was this time that my wife went to see the gynaecologist again after we discovered we had twins, as part of her regular visits. And having been 'clued-in' on how to identify the babies by looking out for heartbeats on the ultrasound monitor, I looked intently for 2 little blips that go on & off as the doctor moved the scanning device across my wife's stomach.
Then all of a sudden, my heart skipped a beat when I thought I saw a third blip on the screen :O!! After getting the 'shocking' news that we were having twins, I almost fainted when I thought I saw the third one! I am not kidding! Well, fortunately for our bank account & for the sake of our mental health, it turned out to be a false alarm :P. Else, I would need to take up another 2 more jobs!
After this personal encounter, I could understand & appreciate the following joke at a deeper level :P:
There were 3 nervous, expectant fathers at the waiting area in the delivery ward. The doctor came out with news for the first father, "Congratulations sir, you have twins". The first man replied, "Oh, what a coincidence!! I work for Tucows". Soon, another doctor came out with news for the second father, "Congratulations sir, you have triplets". The second man replied, "Oh, what a coincidence!! I work for 3M". At this, the third man promptly fainted on the floor. When he finally came to, everyone asked him what happened, and he said "I work for 7-Eleven".
There was this time that my wife went to see the gynaecologist again after we discovered we had twins, as part of her regular visits. And having been 'clued-in' on how to identify the babies by looking out for heartbeats on the ultrasound monitor, I looked intently for 2 little blips that go on & off as the doctor moved the scanning device across my wife's stomach.
Then all of a sudden, my heart skipped a beat when I thought I saw a third blip on the screen :O!! After getting the 'shocking' news that we were having twins, I almost fainted when I thought I saw the third one! I am not kidding! Well, fortunately for our bank account & for the sake of our mental health, it turned out to be a false alarm :P. Else, I would need to take up another 2 more jobs!
After this personal encounter, I could understand & appreciate the following joke at a deeper level :P:
There were 3 nervous, expectant fathers at the waiting area in the delivery ward. The doctor came out with news for the first father, "Congratulations sir, you have twins". The first man replied, "Oh, what a coincidence!! I work for Tucows". Soon, another doctor came out with news for the second father, "Congratulations sir, you have triplets". The second man replied, "Oh, what a coincidence!! I work for 3M". At this, the third man promptly fainted on the floor. When he finally came to, everyone asked him what happened, and he said "I work for 7-Eleven".
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